Today, I was in the restroom with M (3) at church. He had a serious look on his face as he made an effort to have a bowel movement.
"Mom," he said, "this is a hard doo-doo. It feels like screws coming out my bum."
"Oh no!" I exclaimed. "I hope you don't have screws coming out your bum!"
"Right," he quickly agreed. "Because screws would really hurt and make my bum bleed. And
Oh my. I was so glad when that process was done!